Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Extreme Skin-Flint

Sometimes you can't make this stuff up. Our "Skin-flint" for today is one spa in the Palm Springs area.

You must:
1) Shoot stills and some short video
2) Competing against another photographer, who is female for "a range of insight", on the same day, using the same models
3) Have "great eyes"
4) Willing to work in exchange for trade only
5) If male, cannot use the trade alone
6) Must shoot quickly

Oh, and "...the photographer is able to work nude or top free and sarong as this is A nude shoot and the staff of -X- is also all female,top free or nude etc and there are Never any single men on the property."

Again - You MUST work nude, or (and I am presuming this applies only to women) top free and a sarong.

The ad, and link, after the jump.

(Continued after the Jump)


Until such time as the fountain of humor (which would actually be funny if some of the postings they had weren't serious) that is Craigslist ceases to publish these things, we will continue to have a chuckle at the ends to which some clients will go (and, yes, likely, some photographers too) to get work for free and cheap.

Here's the listing (until someone flags it):

FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR spa resort shoot (palm springs)

Reply to: job--x-x-x-x--@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-10, 12:01PM PST


The -X- awarded resort is seeking a female photographer for our annual spa resort shoot -This is going to be a Nude shoot !
This spa has many accolades and awards and is a nude spa hotel and club too-

There are never any single men on the property at sea mountain spa
The x-x-x-x-x-- inn is located in DHS minutes from Palm Springs California

If you know couples or models who want to be part of this let us know-! Their compensation is also $1200 in trade and use of photos.Let them know too

We seek updated images for our web site www.-x-x-x-x--.com and some short video for flash movie for smi resort www.-x-x-x-x--.com

You as the photographer, may also KEEP and Exploit the images that you take in any way you deem fit for the future-the photos should be not too posed although you as an artist may chose to pick some and make for creative cool art shots.
We are showing the resort as a Nude spa resort and club and also need shots of implied nudity too.We have a pool and spa and gardens and a 24 hour dance club and 4 star hotel rooms too that need to be shot.

There will be other female photographer on the property on that day as we seek a range of insight -The images you take are yours too for your sales or portfolio. The models are also keeping photos too

The spa hotel is also offering to YOU $1200 of spa trade which is two midweek VIP nights food and drinks too for two persons and two day spas eve spas any time in exchange for the shooting of these images for us and delivery of photos. We will have open model releases of all models.The trade is worth more then $1200

We should have at least 10 to 15 couples and mostly females available for the shoot that day -We do need to shoot quickly as there cannot be other hotel guests on the property and are shooting for the 8 am Monday March 2-SO the shoot might be 2 hour MAX- march 2 monday at 8 am shoot


There may be room at the hotel the night prior if you are coming from a distance and should know more about this soon too.

We are seeking Great eyes- We also ,since we are a nude resort need to know the photographer is able to work nude or top free and sarong as this is A nude shoot and the staff of SMI is also all female,top free or nude etc and there are Never any single men on the property. -X- is for couples and women only no single men -

It's the vibe thing as we want to photographer to blend with all of this . Thus the photographer must be comfortable with this -

This is in NO way a sex shoot! look at our site for samples and accolades asap!

www.-x-x-x-x--.com
send link to your work your resume photo etc.

Thank You

-x-x-x-x-- spas

This is here in large part for your humorous consumption. Yet, the sad reality is that SOMEONE will likely do this.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Attention: No one needs to respond to this CL ad, as they have already chosen me for the project.

I've got my shirts on ebay, I'm loading the camera with some Kodacolor. I'm really glad that this recession thing is finally over.

Wonder if I can use the work to help "build the portfolio"?

Giulio Sciorio said...

I'll be there wearing a photo vest and only a photo vest.

Anonymous said...

nice tip and tricks given.......good way to take the pic!!

keep up the work

Anonymous said...

Looks like this economy has a lot of people losing their shirts!

Anonymous said...

They appear to be offering an actual trade. This is far better than most of the CL ads about which I've seen people complain. If the $1200-equiv trade is not worth your time for whatever reason, then don't contact them.

Anonymous said...

"Here's the listing (until someone flags it)"

why would this get flagged?

Anonymous said...

"You MUST work nude, or (and I am presuming this applies only to women) top free and a sarong."

Well, let's see, this is a shoot where the "big" part of the trade payment is a two-night VIP stay at a NUDE spa (I say this since the value of the model-released portfolio additions is up to interpretation). John, you appear to object to the requirement that the photographer who will be staying at this nude spa at a later date would be working in the attire of the spa. Are you a, or have you spoken with any, photographer who is also a nude spa enthusiast?

Anonymous said...

"5) If male, cannot use the trade alone"

Aside from the trade package being for two people, the ad says they are, "...seeking a female photographer for our annual spa resort shoot..." so this complaint of yours doesn't apply.

Anonymous said...

"2) Competing against another photographer, who is female for "a range of insight", on the same day, using the same models"

Is it really competing if you don't get more or less based on whether they use your pics or another photographer's? Also, what's wrong with having multiple (female) shooters and saying that it's for a range of insight? I don't understand this in the list of what appears to be complaints against the post.

Anonymous said...

"1) Shoot stills and some short video"

I read this as an "inclusive or" rather than an "and" as it applied to any individual photographer. A gigs post asking for a photographer to take photographs doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary.

Anonymous said...

For craigslist this looks pretty good. You do a shoot, get paid in trade, get model released pics to boot. The ones that get to me are the ones where they are looking for a photographer ASAP and are offering no pay at all. Yeah, I'll hurry up and rush right over to do a shoot for your [website/cd cover/newsletter] free of charge, right.

Anonymous said...

and please, no Canon or Nikon advertising on your monopod.

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